Have you ever wondered what the Statue of David would look like if it were sculpted recently using what the average sized man looks like today as inspiration? This obese Statue of David sculpture embodies the gluttony, and the abundance of obesity in modern times. The Fat David Statue is a wonderful addition to anyone’s kitchen. This modern David is on the husky side but his plump physic will make you think twice when reaching for seconds. Stands 2.5’ feet tall and 1′ wide, wearing just a small leaf over his privates.